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Are cats going to take over the world?!?!?
In case you’re unaware, this is where we all are. Onomatopoeia is the phonetic interpretation of animal noises. “Eeor” covers donkeys, “baa” sheep, “moo” cows, “squawk” parrots, “woof” dogs, and “I’ll...
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The Shelfie!
Dayum. There be some fine shelves! 2013 saw the rise of the odious Selfie. It has dragged out the narcissist in millions of people on social media formats such as Instagram, Pinterest, Twitter, and...
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The Psychology of Mario Kart 8
Mario Kart 8! Mario Kart 8 was released a few months ago for Nintendo’s excellent Wii U, and Mr. Wapojif has been swearing his head off ever since. This game promotes more vitriolic abuse and foul...
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In Praise of StumbleUpon!
ShhhhhhhhhtumbleUpon! We thought we’d distance ourselves from our recent spate of poo posts today. How to do so? By embracing our geek credentials, that’s how! Thusly we’re singing the praises of the...
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Exclusive Blog Format: Tumble Drying (like Tumblr, but with much more drying)
Tumblr and Tumble Dryer – soon to be best of enemies. Tumblr is a picture blogging format thing (we’ve never used it, but we’ll pretend we have to con our gullible readers into a false sense of...
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Great TV Shows That Never Were: House of Bards (like House of Cards, but with...
House of Bards – the classic TV show starring Kevin Spacey. House of Cards is one of those TV shows you watch on your laptop or PC. Or mobile phone. Or internet connected TV. So it is still,...
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In Praise of Passwords
Without one of these, you’d be deluged in some horrifying stuff. If you’re like us, you’ll no doubt have around 300 separate passwords you have to remember for your regular online activities. It can be...
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Exclusive Invention: Broadbland (making the internet dull again!)
You know you want to! One of the wonders of the modern world is the world wide web which, like, does this internet thing. You’re using it right now and we wouldn’t exist in this digital space without...
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Technical Difficulties: Professional Moron is Down
Waddup? After an office move due to a diseased cabbage patch on the roof of the old place, Professional Moron is in the chaotic process of getting things back up to speed at the new address. Rest...
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